Cult Camp
Due to the often complex nature of running a cult, you must be at least 18 years old to attend this course. Also, we recommend you graduate from Devil Camp prior to enrolling in Cult Camp. At Cult Camp you'll learn what it takes to either start your own cult or infiltrate a cult that already exists and take it over.
Cult Camp is run by a formerly licensed psychiatrist who was a real-life cult leader many years ago, prior to his unfortunate incarceration. We hired him to set up the camp and design the curriculum.
Due to the often complex nature of running a cult, you must be at least 18 years old to attend this course. Also, we recommend you graduate from Devil Camp prior to enrolling in Cult Camp. At Cult Camp you'll learn what it takes to either start your own cult or infiltrate a cult that already exists and take it over.
Cult Camp is run by a formerly licensed psychiatrist who was a real-life cult leader many years ago, prior to his unfortunate incarceration. We hired him to set up the camp and design the curriculum.
You'll become an expert in labor law, so you'll know everything you need to do in order to get the most out of your followers without running afoul of state and federal requirements. You'll learn advanced mind control techniques, how to alienate followers from friends and family who are not members of your cult and psychological processes that are guaranteed to destroy the self-identity of your followers and turn them into your personal robot servants! Some of these techniques are:
- Blame and Shame
- Cult members must give up their names and henceforth be identified only by their assigned number
- Required uniforms, inmate clothing or other attire intended to remove any trace of individuality or connection to their previous useless lives
The occupation of cult leader comes with a lot of responsibility but the rewards are well worth the effort provided you don't go overboard with the amount of abuse you heap upon your adherents and as long as your excesses remain within the boundaries of the law. Some of the benefits of running a cult are:
- Cult members love to give all of their money and other earthly belongings to their leader
- It is considered completely normal for rank and file cult members to perform all of the labor while cult leaders spend their days ordering others around, or lounging about all day, drinking, and giving speeches.
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