Extreme Summer Camps
Welcome, Danger-Seekers!
This website and the summer camps listed here are sponsored by the Mayhem Group. If you're looking for a summer camp experience that is filled with peril and also gives you the skills you need to succeed in today's competitive and increasingly BRUTAL culture, you've come to the right place. But before we tell you about our kick ass camps, our Armenian attorney in Los Angeles says we have to provide the following Words of Warning in conspicuous text.
WORDS OF WARNING FROM YOUR CAMP EXECUTIVES
The information contained herein is for entertainment purposes only.
Half the shit you read about on the internet is not true. The line between satire and fake news is blurry, and of course, there are predators out there that are more than willing to take your money or harm you. Probably the best rule to follow is "Never trust anyone on the internet," and that includes us. Having said that, keep in mind that we're not asking for money and we certainly aren't looking to harm you. We don't even know you, after all, and we have no reason to dislike you.
Children should always consult with parents or guardians before responding to anything posted online, should not send money to people they meet online, and most importantly, children should never, ever travel to meet people that they meet on the internet.
Half the shit you read about on the internet is not true. The line between satire and fake news is blurry, and of course, there are predators out there that are more than willing to take your money or harm you. Probably the best rule to follow is "Never trust anyone on the internet," and that includes us. Having said that, keep in mind that we're not asking for money and we certainly aren't looking to harm you. We don't even know you, after all, and we have no reason to dislike you.
Children should always consult with parents or guardians before responding to anything posted online, should not send money to people they meet online, and most importantly, children should never, ever travel to meet people that they meet on the internet.
- Our attorney believes we should tell you upfront that you should not get involved with us under any circumstances. Two of the summer camp executives pictured above are in a mental institution, one is incarcerated in a maximum security prison, and three of the original executive founders are dead. Please let that sink in for a minute and ask yourself whether this might reflect on the overall competency of the Mayhem Group.
- We're also supposed to warn you that the services offered on this site are unfit for any useful purpose, pose great personal risk, but convey absolutely no benefit.
- Participation in any program sponsored by the Mayhem Group is inherently fraught with extreme danger and should be avoided at all cost.
- More than a few of us have been officially designated as "not competent to stand trial."
- We're pretty sure some members of our organization may have diminished mental capacity and are unable to make good decisions. Some of these individuals are employed as summer camp counselors and instructors, and are not capable of keeping you safe.
We understand reasonable, sane adults would advise you not to have anything to do with our programs. We also do not understand everything our attorney made us post in red font.
In our experience, when we don't understand something, our instinct is to jump into whatever option seems the most risky. No disrespect to our attorney, but we believe in most cases, it's perfectly fine to ignore danger - and danger will go away. After all, these summer camps are a lot of fun and we are highly experienced criminals who will be watching out for you during your entire camp experience. What could possibly go wrong? |
Use the menu tabs at the top of this page or click the following links to learn more about the summer experiences we have to offer:
Baby Hate Camp
Street Camp
Crime Camp
Devil Camp
Cult Camp
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Baby Hate Camp
Street Camp
Crime Camp
Devil Camp
Cult Camp
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Need Help?
You may have landed on our page because you're having trouble and are looking for help. If that's the case, you need to talk to real people that know their shit and who are caring and kind. If you are feeling anxious or confused, if you feel you may injure yourself or others or if you just need someone to listen to you, please use the following contact information. These people are way smarter than us and they can help you immediately:
- National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
- Boystown: 800-448-3000.
- Teens in Crisis: https://teencentral.com/help/
- National Child Abuse Hotline: 1-800-422-4453
- Text: HOME to 741741 to reach a real live person who is a trained counselor