Frequently Asked Questions
I need help ASAP and your fucking page is not helpful at all!
We understand the camps listed above are not going to be useful for everyone.
We understand the camps listed above are not going to be useful for everyone.
- If you are in trouble or need help now, please text “youth” to 741741 to reach a trained counselor or you can reach the National Child Abuse Hotline at 1-800-422-4453.
I'm not sure my parents will approve. Will I need a permission slip?
In most cases you'll need a signed statement from your parents agreeing to your participation and also agreeing that we will not be held responsible should you be injured, killed, or lost at our summer camp. Some students have sued their parents in court and have become emancipated minors, in which case, the student is able to attend camp without parental permission.
In most cases you'll need a signed statement from your parents agreeing to your participation and also agreeing that we will not be held responsible should you be injured, killed, or lost at our summer camp. Some students have sued their parents in court and have become emancipated minors, in which case, the student is able to attend camp without parental permission.
All of these camps sound awesome but also really expensive. Can I afford tuition?
The great news is, all of our summer camps are offered completely free of charge. We only ask that your parents pay a deposit of $5,000, which is fully refundable when you graduate. If your parents don't have enough money for the deposit, perhaps they can borrow it from friends or relatives, or steal it.
The great news is, all of our summer camps are offered completely free of charge. We only ask that your parents pay a deposit of $5,000, which is fully refundable when you graduate. If your parents don't have enough money for the deposit, perhaps they can borrow it from friends or relatives, or steal it.
Your deposit is very reasonable, and since it's refundable, who pays for the actual costs associated with summer camp, e.g., room and board, food, material and instructor fees?
All costs for the camp are paid by a benevolent billionaire who cares deeply about helping criminals improve their skills.
All costs for the camp are paid by a benevolent billionaire who cares deeply about helping criminals improve their skills.
Will we receive firearms training in any of these camp courses?
No. There's plenty of training in your local communities from people who are already established criminals.
No. There's plenty of training in your local communities from people who are already established criminals.
My parents already told me they don't want me to be a criminal or a cult leader. The want me to become a doctor like my dad or an engineer like my mom. What's my next step?
Your parents are pathetic losers and you are obviously the seed of cowards. Therefore we demand that you leave our page and not bother us anymore.
Your parents are pathetic losers and you are obviously the seed of cowards. Therefore we demand that you leave our page and not bother us anymore.
Why are three of the summer camp sponsors dead?
What can we say? A life of crime and adventure comes with risk. To answer your question more specifically:
What can we say? A life of crime and adventure comes with risk. To answer your question more specifically:
- Cotton Hollister died from asphyxiation while painting a stolen truck in a garage where all the windows were closed and there was no ventilation.
- Harold Kreutzer was killed at Crime Camp fighting a hyena he believed had challenged him.
- Djames Kelly passed away at Street Camp while attempting to demonstrate the proper way to "Locomotive Surf."
I was a dumpster baby. Am I eligible to attend your camps even though my mom didn't want me?
We don't want you either.
We don't want you either.
My teacher says "crime" is a Euro-normative term used to stigmatize oppressed peoples.
Your teacher is a racist. Crime can be enjoyed by anyone, regardless of where they are from. People who suggest otherwise are just jealous of you and want to hold you back.
Your teacher is a racist. Crime can be enjoyed by anyone, regardless of where they are from. People who suggest otherwise are just jealous of you and want to hold you back.
I am wheelchair-bound. Would I be welcome at your summer camps?
Absolutely! Some of the most dangerous criminals had some sort of handicap. Consider this:
Absolutely! Some of the most dangerous criminals had some sort of handicap. Consider this:
- Jake Fairest, Warwick Toohey and Georgia Fields were three Australians who ran a murder gang in 2016. All three of the gangsters were retarded deaf mutes.
- Mob boss and hit man Bal Buttar was a blind quadriplegic who ran a five-member death squad called "The Elite." Buttar ran his criminal empire from a care facility in Canada.
- Serial killer Donald Lang was an illiterate deaf retard active in Chicago in the mid-1960s.
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